You Get Zero

    During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was "What causes a depression?" One of the students wrote, "God knows! I don't know, Merry Christmas!"

    The exam paper came back with the prof's notation, "God gets 100! You get zero! Happy New year!"

    你得零分

    在一次圣誕考試中，有一個(gè)問題是："經(jīng)濟(jì)蕭條是什么引起的？"其中一個(gè)學(xué)生寫道："上帝知道！我不知道，圣誕快樂！"

    考卷發(fā)了回來(lái)，上面有教授的批語(yǔ)："上帝得100分，你得0分，新年快樂！"